crop-ear

\Crop"-ear`\ (kr?p"?r`), n. A person or animal whose ears are cropped.

Yep, despite her folks' wishes, lil' Jenny went and married a Crop-ear.
All you crop-ears gather 'round. GATHER 'ROUND I said!!!
What is this? A crop-ear convention?
In addition to being a crop-ear, James was also a registered Democrat!