zooglea

zo·o·gle·a also zo·o·gloe·a
n. An aggregate of bacteria forming a jellylike mass with cell walls swollen by the absorption of water or other fluid.

--"My zooglea/brings all the boys to the yard/My zooglea/is better than yours."
--He had been in bed so long that after he awoke, he was now half man, half zooglea. Particularly his lower half. Instead of walking or tiptoeing around as he had done in his youth, he now slid from place to place, usually leaving a trail of water or some other fluid behind him.
--The zooglea continued to double in size by the second, until Marshall's refrigerator and house had broken to bits. Then, the zooglea packed a suitcase full of cereal bars, put on a top-hat, and headed west to try to make it in Hollywood.