schadenfreude

\SHOD-n-froy-duh\, noun:
A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others.

--There's nothing wrong with feeling a little schadenfreude once in a while. After all, there are plenty of miserable fucks out there just like you.
--Are you shaying zat, sheeing me completely helpless in zis veelchair, you do not feel ze shlightest tinge ohf, ohf… ohf SCHADENFREUDE ?!
--I am no stranger to schadenfreude. In fact, we play poker every Wednesday with our good buddies Liebensraum, Doppelganger, and Chutzpah.
--Ze feeling of schadenfreude is like ze Flash Gordon movie; it's so bad, yet sooo good