ersatz

\AIR-sahts; UR-sats\, adjective:Being a substitute or imitation, usually an inferior one.

--“There is probably nothing worse than being the ersatz Clint Howard,” remarked half-brother Lint Howard, “especially since Clint is just the ersatz Ron, and Ron is just ersatz Spielberg.”

--Oh, an easter bunny made of carob instead of chocolate.  How ersatz…

--Oh, dry humping of screwing.  How ersatz…

--Oh, the negaverse instead of the universe.  How, ehm, how do you say? Eh ersatz…