nugatory

\NOO-guh-tor-ee; NYOO-\, adjective:
1. Trifling; insignificant; inconsequential.
2. Having no force; inoperative; ineffectual.

This is a party! Pants are nugatory.
You and your nugatory education. Your nug-ucation.
Cover these nugatory facts with a blanket, so that they be "snugatory."