slugabed

\SLUHG-uh-bed\, noun:
One who stays in bed until a late hour; a sluggard.

"WOMAN, ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOUR VAGINA GROWS INTO A SLUGABED," Henry berated.
My name is Sammy the Slugabed, and this is my Slugabulletin Board!
According to Pacific time he's an early riser, but according to Eastern he's a SLUGABED.