brummagem

bruhm-uh-juhm

–adjective
1. showy but inferior and worthless.

–noun
2. a showy but inferior and worthless thing.

-- Have you seen my new brummagem car? It's in my nouveau riche garage next to my affected Chevy!

--Lil Bowow's crib was filled with much bric-a-brac, but deep in his lil heart-heart he knew them to be nothing more than a bunch of brummagems.