nubbin

[nuhb-in]
–noun
1. a small lump or stunted piece; stub.
2. a small or imperfect ear of corn.

--Alexander's nubbin had become a veritable whopper, transportable only by aircraft carrier. It was then that he regretted using all 3 wishes towards a larger penis.

--"Nubbin" is to "corn" as "Denny Dillon" is to "comedy."