chimerical

ki-mer-i-kuhl
–adjective
1. unreal; imaginary; visionary: a chimerical terrestrial paradise.
2. wildly fanciful; highly unrealistic: a chimerical plan.

--Get your chimerical ass off my fantasy fuckin' baseball team!

--Welcome to Patsy's Chimerical Minibar! In it you'll find bottomless tiny bottles of Bacardi Limon and Charleston Chews as big as Snuffaluppuggi!

--Ever notice how the last 3 syllables of "chimerical" kinda sound like miracle? That's because miracles don't happen. Now get your ass off my fantasy fuckin' baseball team!

vexillology

vek-suh-lol-uh-jee,
-noun, the study of flags

--I've devoted my life to vexillology, the study of flags, but my true passion is Chexillology, the study of Chex mix.

--Today in vexillology class, we're going to be studying the female reproductive system, with a special focus on the vagina. Oh, and PSYCH! We're still studying flags.

raffish

raff‧ish –adjective

1.mildly or sometimes engagingly disreputable or nonconformist
2. gaudily vulgar or cheap; tawdry.

--"I'm sorry, but I come from a time when getting anally fisted by a six-fingered Mexican midget named Flenrique while 16 minor league baseball players humming the Munsters theme urinate on your while force-feeding you Honey Dijon flavored pretzels and cattle-prodding your forehead was considered downright raffish!"

rapport

\ra-POR; ruh-\, noun:
A relation, especially one characterized by sympathetic understanding, emotional affinity, or mutual trust.

--"A rapport is a relation, especially one characterized by sympathetic understanding, emotional affinity, or mutual trust. But you wouldn't know anything about that, WOULD YOU, Rip Torn?"

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