apotheosis

\uh-pah-thee-OH-sis; ap-uh-THEE-uh-sis\, noun;
plural apotheoses \-seez\:

Elevation to divine rank or stature; deification.

"I'm afraid your son has a rare disorder in which he suffers from divine omnipotence, the ability to pass through semipermeable membranes, and a career as a 3-time Tony-award winning actress. A condition us doctors refer to as 'Apotheosis-Osmosis-Glennclosis.'"