stertorous

\STUR-tuh-ruhs\, adjective:
Characterized by a heavy snoring or gasping sound; hoarsely breathing.

"Neither Mikey nor Bobby what the evening at Emphysema Pete's had in store for them, but whatever it was, it was sure to be stertorous."

"The years have made you stertorous. BUT I'M SURE THOSE HOSTESS CUPCAKES DIDN'T HELP EITHER. EH, FATTY-FATTY?"