doula

\DOO-luh\, noun:
A woman who assists during childbirth labor and provides support to the mother, her child and the family after childbirth.

"...when a couple o' doulas who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood!"

"This Hundai Dealership reeks of broken dreams and failed doulas!"

"Yes but can your doula sing showtunes?!"